#AboutUs

Here at #Relatable Listicles for #College Students, our goal is to create an interactive multi-media experience for the #millennial generation of consumers. We believe in the power of your #voice according to years of market research and your totally #lit private information that Facebook sold to us for millions of dollars. With our run-of-the-mill, non-offensive and #relatable listicle content, we hope to #dab our way into your hearts and into your bank accounts so we can eventually #monetize off of your sense of trust in our #brand.

We hope that our para-social mechanisms of one-sided connection helps to convey a sense of purpose and belonging to your mundane, non-exceptional #lives and so that you can become a part of our #lit #fam.

#Harambe didn’t die for you not to sell your most private, intimate information to us.

What? Are my marketing strategies to #DANK for you?

Remember that once you leave, you’re always part of our #consumerbase.

#memes #lol #topical

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