Yeah, you! (The Classical)
Yeah, you! What are you just doing sitting around?
Wouldn’t you rather be enjoying a warm, nutritious McDonald’s® meal right now?
But wait, you might be stupidly asking yourself, why would I want to go to McDonald’s® RIGHT NOW?
Stop asking stupid questions and listen up!
Yeah! What she said! (Pinterest)
Don’t worry! #Relatable has got you covered! Here are the 11 reasons you should stop everything and
consume go to McDonald’s® RIGHT NOW! CONSUME Enjoy! (Tenor)
1. McDonald’s® Now Has 24/7 Breakfast
Yum! Yum! Yum! (Giphy)
2. McDonald’s® Is Open 24/7
Open Later Than The Club(Chicago Dispatcher)
3. McDonald’s® Is Healthy For You
Superstar Michael Jordan Thinks So (Stereogum)
4. McDonald’s® Is Good For Your Soul
Look! A Thing You Probably Have Seen And Can Relate To (Tumblr)
5. McDonald’s® Will Make You 20% Hotter
Who needs statistical evidence when you have a sexy model? (lifeasadigitalsalad.wordpress.com)
6. McDonald’s® Will Make That Hot Girl In Your Calculus Class Like You
She will be more into you than you are into
Chicken McNuggets® (Tumblr)
7. McDonald’s® Will Make You Popular
Look! Friends will just pop outta nowhere
when you consume! (Giphy)
8. McDonald’s® Cures All Of Your Ailments
And we mean ALL of them (Pinterest)
9. You NEED McDonald’s®
CONSUME THE PRODUCT (Tenor)
10. McDonald’s® Is Your Friend
WE ARE FRIEND (diasporg)
11. … And You Wouldn’t Abandon Your Friend, Right?
We are like family…
and that is how we go stay (Tenor)
What are you still doing here?
WHY ARE YOU DISAPPOINTING
YOUR FRIENDS? (LoveThisGif)
Go to McDonald’s® right now!
CONSUME THE PRODUCT (Giphy)
… or else!
you don’t want to know (Photobucket)
Please visit the McDonald’s® website for more information: https://www.mcdonalds (®) .com/us/en-us.html
..and remember to CONSUME THE PRODUCT!